World Leaders to Start Refereeing Football Games in Bold New Plan to "Channel Their Love of Blowing Whistles" Football fans have spent decades insisting they could do a better job than the referee. Now governments around the world have agreed to test a different theory: perhaps world leaders can. In a landmark announcement that has baffled political analysts, delighted comedians, and deeply concerned everyone involved in grassroots football, leaders from across the globe will begin refereeing low-division football matches as part of a pilot programme aimed at "improving diplomacy through aggressive hand gestures." The initiative will see presidents, prime ministers, monarchs, and assorted heads of state taking charge of games in obscure regional leagues where the assistant referee doubles as the groundskeeper and one goal is slightly shorter because nobody has measured it since 1998. World leaders will receive only the standard referee equipment: a whistle, yellow ...
Follow the Clues. Challenge the Narrative.