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Bigfoot: The World's Most Successful Introvert

Bigfoot: The World's Most Successful Introvert There are celebrities who spend millions trying to stay in the public eye.  Then there's Bigfoot, who has single-handedly managed to become internationally famous whilst refusing to pose for one half-decent photograph. Every celebrity today has a social media team, a publicist, and at least three apologies drafted in advance.  Bigfoot has none of those things, he has one blurry picture from the 1960s yet an entire merchandising empire. If Bigfoot ever hires a marketing consultant, the meeting will last about thirty seconds; "What's your strategy?" "I don't show up." The mystery of Bigfoot has fascinated people for generations. Hunters search forests. Scientists debate evidence. Television crews spend weeks camping in the wilderness with expensive night-vision cameras. Somehow, the only creature they seem to film is Dave from production.  He's basically the ninja of North America (not Dave, Bigfoot). ...